kell and i haven’t stopped saying the phrase ‘nah son’ ever since i got here
every time i find out i’ve gained weight i get really sad & eat a lot which is a testament to my sanity
true friendship is going from “look at these cute shoes” to “do you like being choked sexually” in under ten minutes
if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet
the first album : “Unknown album”
the hit single: “track 1”
Some people wanna watch the world burn
This was my favorite line in the Suite Life ever.
How do you lose an entire fan base?
You run a social experiment